You idiot! What are you doing!? [Grimsley runs forward grabbing him by his stupid butt cape and pulling. Not that he can actually move him, nor would he be able to pull him out of the jaws of a sharpedo]
[It's too late, his hungry Sharpedo starts feasting with a fury, and doesn't notice Archie until she has some of his arm in her mouth, and that doesn't taste like salmon- UH OH]
Sharpedo! Back! [He withdraws his Sharpedo, realizing too late that he should have done that first, but holy shit.]
Oh, man! Hey, are you okay? [He really didn't need to be charged for murder again this quickly]
[that was stupid, but archie is a stupid man. he yelps a little when he feels her teeth sink into his arm-- but... it's a familiar feeling. he's lost count the amount of times he's been bitten by carvanha and evolved sharpedo. archie just huffs and pulls his buttcape off and wraps it around his arm. it's not too bad. he can tell because he can still feel his arm. looking around in the water and dispersing his little cloud of blood (to whit his own sharpedo just grumbles and goes for the rest of the salmon), archie looks over at grimsley.]
Yo, bro! [he calls out, cheerfully.] Yeah, I'm good. I'll go get fixed up later. You gotta keep your Sharpedo fed, dummy!
[Does he really look like a "bro" to you? But he'll roll with it, cuz he's used to weird men by now. He is also, by virtue, a weird man.]
As long as you're sure... [Ah, that's a little embarrassing, isn't it?]
That's why I was here, to let my Sharpedo hunt. Who could have guessed that there would be another Sharpedo here? I thought my luck had finally changed... Oh well. My name is Grimsley, by the way.
[Grimsley looks this man up and down.] Do you surf?
[archie's sharpedo ducks down in the water, grunting and bubbling a little, eyes focused on grimsley. he's probably used to sharpedo enough to know that it's just being a bit of a baby, wanting attention.]
Archie. Glad t'meet another trainer with one, honestly. He was gettin' so lonely.
[He can't help but cluck his tongue at Sharpedo. Poor lil' guy.]
Oh is that so? I'll let my girl back out then. [He casually pulls his Sharpedo's ultra ball back out and lets her out into the water.] She's still got to eat something. ... Besides your arm, that is. Are you sure you're okay?
[Ms.Sharpedo bumps her nose against Archie's Sharpedo and makes a conversational growling sound.]
I'm not sure if that's going to stop the bleeding...
I'm good, [he says, giving a thumbs up, blood running down his arm and sinking into his shirt. streaking down his trousers. it's fine. it's a lot of blood. it's fine.
sharpedo is happy to strike up a conversation with her, despite his trainer actively bleeding into the lake. sharpedo loves archie, but he also does not have any sympathy for him right now.] Maybe not. Gimme your kimono.
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Date: 2019-07-05 08:03 pm (UTC)[It's too late, his hungry Sharpedo starts feasting with a fury, and doesn't notice Archie until she has some of his arm in her mouth, and that doesn't taste like salmon- UH OH]
Sharpedo! Back! [He withdraws his Sharpedo, realizing too late that he should have done that first, but holy shit.]
Oh, man! Hey, are you okay? [He really didn't need to be charged for murder again this quickly]
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Date: 2019-07-05 08:09 pm (UTC)Yo, bro! [he calls out, cheerfully.] Yeah, I'm good. I'll go get fixed up later. You gotta keep your Sharpedo fed, dummy!
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Date: 2019-07-13 03:00 am (UTC)As long as you're sure... [Ah, that's a little embarrassing, isn't it?]
That's why I was here, to let my Sharpedo hunt. Who could have guessed that there would be another Sharpedo here? I thought my luck had finally changed... Oh well. My name is Grimsley, by the way.
[Grimsley looks this man up and down.] Do you surf?
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Date: 2019-07-13 07:39 pm (UTC)Archie. Glad t'meet another trainer with one, honestly. He was gettin' so lonely.
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Date: 2019-07-13 09:25 pm (UTC)Oh is that so? I'll let my girl back out then. [He casually pulls his Sharpedo's ultra ball back out and lets her out into the water.] She's still got to eat something. ... Besides your arm, that is. Are you sure you're okay?
[Ms.Sharpedo bumps her nose against Archie's Sharpedo and makes a conversational growling sound.]
I'm not sure if that's going to stop the bleeding...
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Date: 2019-07-13 10:43 pm (UTC)sharpedo is happy to strike up a conversation with her, despite his trainer actively bleeding into the lake. sharpedo loves archie, but he also does not have any sympathy for him right now.] Maybe not. Gimme your kimono.
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Date: 2019-08-05 01:28 am (UTC)[Grimsley nervously steps around. Maybe he kimono wasn't worth more than a man's life. But it was pretty nice.]
Here, use my scarf. [It won't stain. He unwinds it from his neck and approaches.]